Buy a camera already!

Okay. We get it. You're excited. You bought a new car. You saw a funny billboard. You saw Simon Cowell on tv. You've just got to capture that Kodak moment.

Could you please use a real camera instead of your free-with-2-year-subscription celphone?

In your giddy rush to add that special picture to the swirling Interweb, you've passed Go without collecting $200 you could have spent of a much better performing, purpose-built device. I know that sensation of having another person look at your accomplishment is addicting. It is your high and you need your fix. But your camera phone is a used needle, junkie. Control yourself! Simon will be on tv tomorrow night too.